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Welcome to Scranton! The Electric City! You are currently inside the scranton business park looking for a job. You see the board at the entrance and you have to choose what business to go into.
Do you choose [[Vance Refigeration]]??
Do you choose [[Cress Tools and Dye]]?
Do you choose [[Dunder Mifflin]]??
Do you choose [[W.B. Jones Heating and Air]]??
Or do you choose [[Disaster Kits Limited]]??Uh-oh! You walk in to Bob Vance and Phyllis Vance making out in their office! GROSS! You poor soul.
Go back to [[start]]You go into Cress Tools and Dye, you want to buy some tools but don't know where to go! DO you walk back to [[start]] and choose a different company? Or do you walk into [[Cress's office]]?You have made the right choice! You walk into the office and are wonderfully greeted by the receptionist, pam. Out of no where Michael Scott jumps out of his office and asks "Whats Shakin Bacon?" You're very nervous, do you tell him you're looking for a job? Or say never mind and leave?
Request a [[job]]
wimp out and [[leave]]You weren't allowed to enter the office because it's under renovation! Huh, those contrusction workers taking all the parking spots must be his. Well nothing to do now but go back to [[start]].Cool Guy Paul is in his office polishing his motor cycle helmet. Wow he's so cool. YOu wish you were that cool, so he offers to sell you a motorcycle. Do you buy the [[motorcycle]] or do you politely decline and go back to [[start]]?You enter the Office to find nothing because Cress has been dead for years! He was older than dirt!
Go back to [[start]]Wow you're so cool now! Congratulations for being awesome. There's still more of the business park to explore, so go back to [[start]]You explain to Michael Scott that you are looking for a job and you saw a help wanted sign for Dunder Mifflin. He asks you to come into his office and have a brief interview. Michael explains that you can either work in [[accounting]] or [[sales]]Oh come on scaredy-cat he seems like a nice guy and you noticed an empty desk when you walked in, just do it! Request a job i'm sure you'll be fine.
Change your mind, walk back in, and ask for a [[job]]As you ealk into the accountan's corner you see three people sitting in the desk clump. One man is named Kevin, he is shoveling M&M's into his mouth out of a jar. The man near him is named Oscar, he seems nice enough. The last perosn sitting with them is Angela. She is giving you the judgemental death glare. Who will you sit by?
[[kevin]]?
[[oscar]]?
[[angela]]?As you leave Michael's office and walk outside you immediately enter sales. You are introduced to one very tall man named Jim, he was staring at the receptionist (he's definitely into her). Sittin in Jim's desk clump is Dwight, who is eating a raw beet and playing video games on his computer. In the Clump to their left is Phyllis, a grandmother-looking lady who is knitting mittens. Across from her is Stanley, a bigger man who is slurping a jello cup. Who will you sit by?
[[jim]]?
[[dwight]]?
[[Phyllis]]?
or [[stanley]]?Name Kevin. You want M&M? Me Sorry, me think, why waste time say lot word when few wordo do trick?
Do you want to [[work]] with kevin?
Or sit with [[oscar]]?
Or [[angela]]?
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src="https://external-preview.redd.it/adgZcHd0-uYUuBnTfntVsGspKx-duqLt9UOqeoUCSAo.gif?width=500&height=249&s=e06347d1d52d97a04b10f1b1d912bd99b679809b" width="50%" height="50%" />Hello my name is Oscar Martinez. You can sit with me if you'd like but if you ever wear saddle shoes with denim again I will literally call the Police. I'll be training you, lets get to [[work]]!Hello my name is Angela Martin and if you sit by me We will have to set up some ground rules. First, no getting crumbs on my desk we arent in a barn here. Second, never wear sandals, I refuse to work with whores. Third, I may bring my cats to work sometimes so if you don't like them you can leave. There's more but i better get started on training you. Lets get to [[work]].You're work was interrupted by Michael when he called you into the Conference room to have your [[orientation]] done.Hey my names Jim im a salesman here and I'll be training you! This place isn't too crazy but its not the worst either. You'll get to kno everyone soon enough. Lets get to [[training]] you.Hello new fellow co-worker my name is Dwight K. Schrute, owner and operator of Schrute Beet Farms. I have one question to test your integrity for working here. Which bear would win in a fight, a [[black bear]] or a [[brown bear]]?Hi, I'm Phyllis Vance. My Husband is Bob Vance from Vance refrigeration. I like you, i'm gonna knit you a pair of mittens. You can't put them in the washer though, you have to hand wash in cold water with no soap and dry them with a hair dryer on the cold and low setting. You'll love them. I can't wait to work with you. Let's get to [[training]]I'm Stanley. Don't get used to me becasue soon I'm retitring, leaving for Florida, and never coming back. I guess i have to start [[training]]] you now. I can understand why you have chosen this but i have to say that this is debatable. Brown bear could possible outsmart and outrun a black bear in a fight. I don't know about you. We'll see how long you last. Lets get to [[training]] Very smart choice. You might just be able to make it around here. Let's get [[training]]Your training was interrrupted when your boss Michael Scott called you into the conference room to hold your [[orientation]]You walk into the conference room to see Michael sitting across from a balding guy with no expression. Michael explains that this is the HR guy named toby and also informs me that he hates him. Once you fill out the paperwork, Michael brings in the TV so you can watch the oreintation video. Much to your surprise, it is one that Michael made himself and is fairly entertaing. He parodied "The Blair Witch Project" and it was pretty good.
Dwight wants to talk to you about office safety since he is the Safety Officer. go [[talk]] to Dwight!
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width="50%" height="50%"/>Well let's get one thing straight, im the Assistant Regional Manager and Safety Officer so I'm pretty important around these parts. Anything i say you must do so I'm gonna put you through a little simulation to see how you'll do. Say You're in a burning building and need to leave, do you go for the [[door]] or for the [[window]]?The Door is on fire idiot! We must jump through the window. Now, this window is made of glass, how do we break it?
Grab the [[projector]]?
Or grab a [[chair]]?Smart choice! The window is made of thick glass and we don't wann jump through that so we hhave to break it before hand. Do we break it with a [[projector]]? Or do we break it with a [[chair]]?You both pick up the projector and chuck it at the window. It works and the window shatters! You know have broken company property for no reason and its kind of chilly. Lets keep [[going]]
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src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk6PbOOFxk-6UDZ2gJuNTv6Rg7Y4_hYFcFOTu9qJJD9es_dkISQA" width="50%" height="50%"/>Well, let's try it. Dwight throws the chair at the door and it bounces back and hits him in the face. Well, that didn't work. lets try the [[projector]]Alright let's jump out the window to simulate a real fire! You think to yourself that there is no way you are jumping out that window. Do you [[jump]]
or do you [[take the stairs]]You jump and Dwight does not follow you. He didn't think you'd actually do it, well you are quite the idiot because you are now dead. RIP to you newbie, what a great first and last day. Try [[going]] againYou tell Dwight that you will not jump out of that window because you will die. "Obviously" he says, he wasn't going to jump either. You both walk downstairs to [[meet dwight]]Dwight tells you to get into his car to continue the quest. do you [[get in]] to his car or tell him you'd [[rather not]]?You go to a farm and he takes you into a barn. He tells you that you have to [[wrestle]] fear, who is also his cousin mose.
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src="http://www.fanpop.com/images/polls/25362_1_full.jpg?v=1192768411" width="50%" height="50%" />Dwight tells you that he is a volunteer sheriff's deputy and he refuses to harm anyone. He also politely shows you his badge. you decide to [[get in]]You wrestle his cousin Mose and he beats you. Dwight is very disappointed, but he understands that the Schrute genes are superior to everyone else. Anyways, time to[[head back]] to the office. Back to the office it is. You have survived the first day at the Office. Good luck, just good luck.